Catch Me If You Can
Hello, My Name Is Earl
But that is just an Alias
Once I was an American Idol
But now I am Lost
A Survivor of the Amazing Race
I learned about Grey’s Anatomy
When I put on a pair of Scrubs
And I got to know Will and Grace
When I joined my friend who were having
Sex in the City
But I left out the part of How I Met Your Mother
I was hanging out with George Lopez and Freddie
When I met America’s Next Top Model
We Danced With The Stars
And Skated With Celebrities
Then went to a party with Rockstar Inxs
She gave me an Extreme Make-Over
Before we went to see a Medium
Who told me I would being singing Soprano
If I didn’t leave The O.C.
For a while I was a Desperate Housewife
Until the CSI gang caught up with me
Then I made a Prisonbreak
Within a crazy 24 hours
Now I am undercover as an Apprentice
Catch me if you can, but I must complete my mission
I must reveal the Kitchen Confidential File
A conspiracy that reaches as far as the West Wing
And all the way up to the Commander in Chief
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