Top Ten Humorous Opening Lines of My Diary

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1) I’m riding off into a Texas Sunset. If I were on a Horse it would be a Western. But I am on a big bouncy bus, so it is either my life or a corny cartoon.

2) Beware of Bunnies.

3) I am plagued by initials.

4) Holy High Fructose Corn Syrup Batman!

5) One Question Answered, About 10,000 More to Go.

6) Sorry, I haven’t written, but I’ve been undercover working for the enemy.

7) My Cover Is About To Be Blown.

8) Money Laundering Was My Next Assignment After My Cover Was Blown.

9) Make Way For The Queen of Ice and Snow!

10) The 12 Days of Christmas….In July!

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About carilynn27

Reading and writing and writing about reading are my passion. I've been keeping a journal since I was 14. I also write fiction and poetry. I published my first collection of short stories, "Radiant Darkness" in 2000. I followed that up with my first collection of poetry in 2001 called "Journey without a Map." In 2008, I published "Persephone's Echo" another collection of poetry. Since then I've also published Emotional Espionage, The Way The Story Ended, My Perfect Drug and Out There. I have my BA in English from The Ohio State University at Mansfield and my MA in English Lit from The University of North Carolina at Greensboro. I also have my Post BA Certificate in Women's Studies. I am the mother of two beautiful children. :-)
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