Top 5 Funniest Diary Openings

Top 5 Funniest Diary Openings

This Zombie Apocalypse Has Been Brought To You By Pizza Hut
  1. This Zombie Apocalypse has been brought to you by Pizza Hut
  2. Ever feel like you just hit a wall in life? Well, I did. Literally.
  3. Today sucked, but tomorrow I am going to get my head examined. Seriously, I am going to get a CAT Scan Friday.
  4. Yep, my week was full of sneaky bastards.
  5. Am I The Monster At The End Of The Book? Am I lovable, fury and neurotic Grover from Sesame Street?

About carilynn27

Reading and writing and writing about reading are my passion. I've been keeping a journal since I was 14. I also write fiction and poetry. I published my first collection of short stories, "Radiant Darkness" in 2000. I followed that up with my first collection of poetry in 2001 called "Journey without a Map." In 2008, I published "Persephone's Echo" another collection of poetry. Since then I've also published Emotional Espionage, The Way The Story Ended, My Perfect Drug and Out There. I have my BA in English from The Ohio State University at Mansfield and my MA in English Lit from The University of North Carolina at Greensboro. I also have my Post BA Certificate in Women's Studies. I am the mother of two beautiful children. :-)
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